city spectating

I wish I had more to show for myself in regard to the fine city of Stockholm.

It was just the city dose I needed: museums, shops, cold beverages, conversations that didn't revolve around weather forecasts and animal husbandry. But did I wander by foot throughout the majority of Stockholm? Not even close. Did I cross all sorts things to do and see off my list? Barely. But I did on the other hand enjoy the incredible company of friends old and new, sit for hours in beautiful parks, see a strange soap box derby, drink shameful amounts of overpriced espresso, sample the Stockholm bar scene, have my share of "people's beer" after last call, and, by the way, witness a full blown drunken bloody brawl at a 7-11 circa three in the morning.

So I shall unfortunately be useless as your Stockholm tour guide. And when I tell people I have traveled there I hope I am not pressed for lengthy detail.

But I will say that I am feeling mentally restored and a little more like myself as a result of the touristy slacking I just indulged myself with. Not to mention slightly more up to date on current events in the world.

So Stockholm... I knew you when! Next stop Norway!

escape!

Announcement: I have run off with the Belgians to the great city of Stockholm.

After months of farm life I feel I am finally ready to appreciate the city again. Lucky for me, this lovely family feels similar and are keeping me company for the weekend. Yesterday we all bid adieu to the farm and embarked upon four plus hours of some of the most monotonous driving I have ever experienced in my life. (Sorry Sweden! You're not yet boggling these ocular senses! ). Currently, we are re-embracing our college dorm pasts in a hostel that I am happy to report is as clean as it is cheap.

I will call Stockholm home for just a few days before heading off again to the great unknown. Until then, I am feeling entitled to all manner of hot shower and espresso beverage.

another goodbye

It's hard to believe my time at yet another farm has come to a close. I continue to marvel at my fortune regarding the people I have met and learned from, the beautiful surroundings, and the roundabout lessons on life throughout these experiences. Goodbyes have been said, bags have been packed, final walks and bike rides and swims have been taken. This time around I feel a bit more experienced at saying goodbye and moving on. Or at the very least I know for sure that there is more to learn, for better and for worse, around the corner.

and in other news...

I don't know about you, but I never get tired of baby animals! Awww....

hay resurrection

I need to confess something. It's possible I may have embraced the hay.

Maybe, just maybe, I have since surpassed what I perceived to be my own physical limitations and have been able to come away feeling a true sense of accomplishment and achievement now that it's done. Maybe I could even confess that after three days of hard labor that humbled even the strongest among us, some small, sore, part of me was almost a little sad to realize that all the hay is dealt with and that these days are done.

We all sweat together and smelled terrible together under the hot sun, all had bits of hay in our hair and stuck to our bodies. We all shared in admiration of our own strength and celebrated every single heaping wagon of hay that came in because we knew the toil it took (and also knew that the unloading still awaited). It was a team effort in a way that really meant something. My particular comrades in collecting could not have been more amazing; not only for their manly muscles and supportive spirits, but also because it solidified some friendships and memories that I will keep for a long, long time. Tobias protecting me from hay overloads and protecting himself from pitchfork eye gauging such that my distribution style could be as erratic as necessary in the heat of the moment. Svente always the cool, collected man amongst men who instilled confidence and made my job easy a few times by switching spots and doing most of the work... but all the while still insisting I was helping a lot. Sarah for making the most delicious afternoon cakes (and lunches, and dinners, and coffees), but more importantly making the trifecta of hay unloading superiority when their little daughter would either play or distract herself with baby chicken watching...

Nearing the end of day two, I felt a high comparable to that moment you finally embrace a running routine and actually feel excited to go another mile even if your body isn't ready for it.

And now this morning, on day three, I felt battered and poked; my back hurt, raising my arms hurt, opening and closing my blistered hands hurt, and everything everywhere hurt.... but there was also a confident resolve in obtaining those final rows, and I did it (mostly) with a sense of pride and pleasure.

I may still be slightly delirious from all the sun and hay dust inhalation, but I want to share that I think if I have gained anything from this experience, not only in hay hell but at this farm in general, it's a realization that I can probably do quite a bit more than I think I can. Believe me when I tell you I am currently feeing convinced that anything is possible.

And on that note, I am nearing my finals days once more. Saturday morning, if all goes according to plan, I will leave this farm for a tiny taste of city life in Stockholm. From there, nearly a week's break to travel in Norway before making my way to the next farm. I am keeping my schedule loose and am open to suggestion.

living hay hell

I am now contacting you from the beyond as Hay Day has literally killed me.

It turns out I have gone to hell instead of heaven. It involves me on the back of a huge wagon with a two pronged pitchfork. My partner in burning alive for all eternity is Tobias. Svente drives two horses. Trailing behind my wagon is an equally evil machine which picks up the rows and rows of hay and sends it up to me. I will have to intercept this hay as it comes forever tumbling down and then use all the strength my entire body can muster to quickly pass it around and behind me so that Tobias can systematically arrange it in a massive pile that will defy physics. I will all the while need to continuously attempt to strategically climb atop the hay while this pile grows as it will otherwise eventually surpass my height. When huge amounts suddenly tumble off, and they definitely will because everything is moving too fast to arrange it in perfect balance, you'll have to shamefully circle the horses back or you might have to stop everything all together to jump down and toss it up again by hand. And when a wagon is full we will be taken to another branch of hell that requires us to take the entirety of the hay we just loaded again with our pitchforks and hurl it all into a vaccuum chute to be deposited in the barn.

The closest thing I can compare my eternal damnation to is standing on an uneven surface in a moving train, while paddling upstream in the rapids, while doing repeated pushups, while hiking up a brush covered mountain, while getting buried alive.

Oh sweet weeping Jesus, what have done to deserve this fate?

my new ride

After days of discouragement sourced from this neighboring forest's relentless hostility, I have serendipitously been offered a spectacular new mode of alternative transport! Red, white, and retro; she's one of the most beautiful bicycles in all the land. Temporarily she will be all mine. So my evening wooded walks have as of late transformed into evening bicycle jaunts. There will surely be less possibility to connect with nature in the slow, quiet way I was able to in Denmark, but it's just as well as these forests seem to also lack the tiny wild life I so loved to discover if you don't count the ants. So instead I will be riding aimlessly around on the surrounding dirt paths and tiny roads, past the ubiquitous Swedish red houses, peeping in on these farmers and how they like to live, jumping into the lakes I find, etc.

wine not witches

This report comes through the haze of Midsummer aftermath.
The Swedes like to celebrate on the Friday after the solstice and we festively obliged. A lunch of pickled herring, new potatoes, strawberry cake, and light beer was shared with all at the farm owners' house. I then whisked off with the Belgians to the maypole and watched some pretty awkward (and remarkably subdued) singing and dancing. We drank some coffees, bought some old books, and listened to The Smiths on the drive back to the farm. An evening feast was prepared, more pickled herring consumed, a vodka toast somewhere in there, and many, many bottles of wine and beer were drained. Today was not an official day off at the farm but as of nearly 10:30 this morning, we have not done much.
Happy Midsummer to me!

wood, wood, and more wood!

Another update from the always riveting wood pile: I am shocked to share we are almost done. I didn't know whether to be pissed off or relieved when, after days of throwing and stacking totally by hand, a conveyor belt was introduced! Team work was required but we managed to get it 98% in by the Midsummer deadline. Only kindling and scraps remain and when the rain stops, we will be able to make short work of it. I was ready to celebrate but was then informed that another, equally huge pile for the house is hiding behind the back barn.

May I never take the luxury of an easily accessible chopped log for granted again in my life.

yoghurt 101

So here's what you do:
First, milk a cow. Next, heat the warm, fresh milk to 45 degrees Celsius. Pour the milk into a glass container, ideally with a lid that seals. You'll need some previous yoghurt culture. The most efficient way to have this at the ready is to not clean the jar from when you just finished it that morning. But not too much, elst it become too sour. Otherwise you're going to put just a small spoonful in the bottom of the jar. Pour the heated milk in, put it to sleep for the night. Here we like to wrap it in the skin of a slaughtered lamb treated with its brain fat to become a warm pelt for the dining room bench... but wool blankets will also suffice. The next morning, enjoy with oats and honey or jam or whatever is leftover from the previous night's dessert.
Breakfast of champions.

yurt alert

In addition to wood tossing, beekeeping, attempting to cook for the masses, strawberry picking, and (you guessed it!) weeding, I just happen to be trying my hand at sewing and enormous yurt cover - no big deal!

My reward will ideally come in the form of an overnight within, but this daily dose of morning and then afternoon rain has not been very cooperative for the (somewhat ridiculous looking) outdoor sewing this massive canvas requires. If I could imagine viewing such a thing as stars through the its ceiling opening in these forever illuminated skies, I would try imagine sleeping under them soon in order to speed me along in this process.

happy solstice

My summer solstice ended up not the witch burning shabang I had envisioned for myself but I was pleased with the festivities nonetheless. I mentioned the notion of festive bonfire a few days ago and to my surprise the idea actually took hold. Maxime made a very respectable fire at the site of their recently purchased farm, both for the solstice and also in celebration of recently acquiring its keys. His friend from France arrived and brought cider, we ate lots of assorted snacks, and as one does on the solstice, wished away bad spirits. If you can bear with my mystical side for a moment, I will tell you that my own bad spirits feel somewhat scared away on this night. I am feeling a renewed faith in the power of positive thinking and confidence in my own ability to adapt to anything I set my mind towards.

bunny business

A rabbit was slaughtered here the day before I arrived. There is a young girl here who makes quite a business out of these bunnies - breeding them, selling them, slaughtering them (if asked), selling their pelts, etc. She's just purchased a horse with a portion of her earnings. Tobias (father within the Belgian family staying here) made us the most incredibly delicious dinner possible in spite of the rabbit being "old" at one and a half years. He's since been receiving instruction on how to preserve its fur and various parts. He may have waited too long to soak the ear in a salt bath (I had the pleasure of seeing the worms spill out of it) but he's still giving it a go in hopes of a keychain.

wood pile update

It stopped raining, wood pile to wood shed commences once more. We're now two rows deep. One look at the pile and you'd definitely think otherwise. No end in sight.

stranger in a stranger land

Everyone, I have once again found my dream home!
While walking through the forest, I discovered yet another caravan just waiting for me...

... err JUST KIDDING.

Sadly this otherwise adorable trailer has a lock on its door and nary an owner to be found or ever known of. Upon peeking through the broken window, one could deduce that perhaps a deer or other large wild creature may have taken temporary residence recently but has also unfortunately ransacked the place in what I'd like to imagine as a drunken rage.

The real issue with my would be humble abode however would actually be the harsh conditions of this crazy forest. Of course I was initially thrilled to be biking past acres and acres (or should I say hectares and hectares!) of densely wooded land on my way to the farm for the first time, but alas, it's perhaps the least welcoming place I have ever set foot in.
Stop for a moment and the mosquitos land on you by the hundreds, huge anthills everywhere that are up to your knees or even higher, rumors of black bears, undetermined hunting schedules, trees so high and dense you lose sight of the sun and all sense of direction...
I haven't given up all together just yet. I have still tried to maintain an evening walk most nights and it remains quite beautiful and mysterious. But sadly it is surely not my beloved Danish wooded wonderland of yore. I have heard word of a lake nestled in some trees nearby and one would assume if those woods are welcoming enough to the bikini-clad, there might be hope for me yet? The search shall continue!

busy bee

This day turned out to be the crash course in beekeeping that I have been dreaming of. I am so fortunate to be at this farm with a woman who has been at this for years and willing to impart her knowledge. It also happened to be on a day that an insane amount of work needed to be done while I acted as humble assistant.
Tasks included but not limited to: adding supers, taking away and combining old ones to make way for the ones we just built, sawing and adding reinforcements to the hive stands, dumping male frames, checking for viruses, trading in new and repaired frames for those deemed ready for harvest, checking on queens, attempting to aid in offering queen cells to recently divided hives, the extraction of kilos and kilos of extraordinarily sweet honey (which we have already enjoyed with Swedish pancakes, bread, and homemade cream cheese). Not to mention the early morning painting of the afore mentioned boxes with paint we made from scratch from pigment, oil, and eggs!
After nine plus hours of nearly non stop bee knowledge my brain feels full to the point that I will happily go to sleep extremely early tonight and dream of these strange and marvelous creatures. Until Monday when we will hopefully need to continue to do most of it again for the remaining hives. If I'm lucky, that is.

rainy day activities

Today brought rain and small joys to my heart: bee box making, bee frame repairing, delicious food, and a surprise nest of chicken eggs in the barn which were almost immediately used in a cake for dessert. Top it all off with a pleasant walk in the company of two of the women here (one visiting from elsewhere in Sweden, one volunteering for a month from Belgium with her husband and baby and I am feeling as though I shall never complain about inclement weather again.

how much would could a...

By the way, another super fun project was bestowed upon me this afternoon: getting a mountain of chopped wood into the shed before the solstice! Uh... sure no problem?!
Honestly I was just glad that he didn't say it should be done before dinner.

intro to horseplay

An easy way to make a complete fool out of girl who's lived in New York City for the past eleven years? Just hand her the reigns of two gigantic Belgian work horses to steer between rows of onions for the purposes of plowing!
It wasn't actually as mortifying as my mind's recollection (maybe), but it was not exactly my shining moment either. For the record, no onions were injured; only my pride.
In other news: working horses! That's how the big stuff is done around here. I am fascinated but attempting to keep a safe distance. There are three females; they are massive but gentle and slow. Both of the farmers that share this place are experienced, wise and commanding and have confidently adopted this as an efficient way of doing things.
Today I played a miniscule role in helping clean an otherwise antiquated hay cutting device for these ladies to pull once the weather is nice for a minimum of four days in a row. Know that I am both excited for and dreading this (literal) hay day. Apparently it is very satisfying, and muscle building, and a team effort... But I am also starting to get the distinct impression that it's possibly the hottest, sweatiest, dirtiest, most grueling work known to man, woman, or child.
Lord hear my prayer.

hello old friend

I have done it before and I will do it again. And again and again.
You guessed it: weeding!
When all else fails in the midst of my feeling less than settled, it turns out weeding can offer me some solace. Luckily there is plenty of it to do around here and it seems like everyone else has had their fill.
My first morning, I was introduced to a horrible motorized device to be potentially used for the purposes of efficient weeding. You simply start the disturbingly loud engine, put on some protective headphones, lay on it face down, and control all movement with you feet. Err... no thanks?! Apparently this is meant to speed things along and allows you to weed two handed minus back pain. The racket of the motor alone was enough to turn me off completely, nevermind the rest of it. I politely declined and suggested I tackle it the old fashioned way. This idea seemed to be fine enough for the farmers and I have been on my hands and knees with the carrots and onions since... happily and quietly, left to my thoughts, trying to get as comfortable as I can in this foreign land.
I have also since employed a clever little plastic weeding tool which has turned out to be quite useful and appreciated in this mind bogglingly dry and rocky soil. So dry, in fact, that my nail beds are all cracking and callouses looking gnarlier than ever. But, as with everything here at the moment, I will hopefully adjust in due time.